What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.