What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.