What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.