What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.