What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.