What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.