What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?

Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!