What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.