What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Helmet Jokes More Helmet Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device