What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.