West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

North West Jokes More North West Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West