Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.