Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Because icing is not allowed.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

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There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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an airbroosh

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.