Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.