Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

You might also enjoy:

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Thoreau Jokes More Thoreau Jokes

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.