Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.