Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.