Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane