Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage