What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran