What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."