What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.