What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us