Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!