I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
