Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.