Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!