Because it was cooler on the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
I dunno. Let's google it!
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..
Deport him back to Mexico
Microsoft.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Pillow fight
Pillow fight!
He was hit by a buss
Because he got hit by a car.
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A presidestrian
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
A seahorse !
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
