Pillow Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

a brucea

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.