Because it was cooler on the other side.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
Microsoft.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
A rootabaga.
An Instagram account.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
A Doberman fincher!
Watch a movie with him.
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Knock knock jokes
does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?
Pillow fight.
A pillow fight
Turn the stool upside-down
Because his stool so hard!
He thought they were revolting
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
