Because it was cooler on the other side.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
Cause they're white
Condom-Mints
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Because I like to sleep around.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Down in the mouth!
Because he ate his pillow.
A pillow
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Hand Solo
Decaf Coffee
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Hobos
A frobo.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
Carrion my wayward son
Because a tuna can!
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Because it means urine trouble
Pillow fight
A Hobo Sapien.
A Pillow Fight
A dead baby in two garbage bags.
