Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.