Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.