Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up