Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.