Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound