Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !