Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.