Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.