What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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How many x does it take to change a lightbulb?

f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :