Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.