Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.