Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.