What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!