What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie