Quality Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Satisfactory Jokes More Satisfactory Jokes

Where do they make satis?

In a satisfactory

Where are average people made?

The satisfactory

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

High Quality Humor Column Jokes More High Quality Humor Column Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Real Woman Jokes More Real Woman Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Potato Quality Jokes More Potato Quality Jokes

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.