What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.