What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles