What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.