What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.