What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.