What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!