What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.