Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.