Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's