What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.