Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?