Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture