Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.