Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty