Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.