Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom