Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.