Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.