Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.