What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.