What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell