What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.