What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Powerhouse Jokes More Powerhouse Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell