How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything