How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!