How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.