How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.