Lighthouse Jokes

What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

People Jokes More People Jokes

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.