Nothing, it waved.
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Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
One
What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Church
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
