Lighthouse Jokes

What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!