Because it was cheesier said than done.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
