Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)