What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.