What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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