What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech