What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)