What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech