Design Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

Graphic Designer Jokes More Graphic Designer Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Fashion Jokes More Fashion Jokes

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!