Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.