Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.