Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.