Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.