What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny