What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !