What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.