What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."