What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."