What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."