What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.