What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."