Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.