Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!