What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.