Recur Jokes

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!