What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf