What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.