What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Previous Random Joke Next

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.