What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :