What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket