Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"