Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha