Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !