Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday