Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any