Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.