Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!