Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !