What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction