What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.