What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.