What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.