What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!