What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Polio Jokes More Polio Jokes

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.