What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents."

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.