What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Polio Jokes More Polio Jokes

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.