What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.