What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !