What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.