What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.