What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!