What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."