Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out