What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.