What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.