Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.