What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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I have to walk home alone"

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

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Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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gets arrested*

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!