What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !