What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !