What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !