Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af